Frum Mosey I am Having uh Kissmaouse Party at Mai Big Hoam Sent Dec 17, 2013,
 

HI mai gud furendz,
Ai m habing uh Kissmouse Party at mai big hoam, n yew r AWL inbited tu
attund. Dat Perti wyl beh on Dec 20, at inny tyme yu kan git der.
Noe need tu nok, jezt let yerownsefs en. Ai wyl leef da doar opun. fur yew.
Ai hab lotz uf prezzies unner da big twee dat iz ulreddy dekorated, n fudz
galore.
Turkeybird, ham, Souvin eers, haggas , fur da skottish cats if dey wunt tu
beh wif usses, lorts uf nip drinkx, inclooding nip eggynog, weh wyl hab sew
mutch fuhn,
Goggies r ulso welkinme tu attend az wel. We wike da goggies heer. yeUP. Ai
got speshul treetz fur dem tu.
Ai hoap everybuddy kan mayke et. Jezt jump en yer porters n kome on ovur.
Ai hyred sum mise who wyl sing Kissamouse karols tu.
Luffs n MERRY KISSAMOUSE.

Mosey, PookyKat Sqweex, Pipps, Sqweex, BobQat, Mimzy mai bitties, Tygur n
Mayzy.
PS, Meowy wunt beh der cuz weh gotted uh divorse. yeUP. Sad but troo. Her
dunt luv meh no moar. Nope.
Oh wull, ai kan lif wifowr hur. n styl beh hapi. yeUP :)