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How smart are cats?
Never owned one, have you ...
Muff wrote: Cats make great shark bait. Muff "Mark Rathwell" wrote in message ... Now that's quite ignorant and stupid! The Puppy Wizard wrote: Not very. (Carolyn Stroock) wrote in message ... Cats do indeed understand language and they can count. Everytime my husband and I talk about pills the older cat of our three runs and hides because we give her a pill twice a day. Right now she is snoring but very soon we will give her a pill. |
Please stop cross-posting to irrelevant groups
In article , (Eugene Styer) wrote: Mary wrote in message ... In article , says... [snip] My cat can solve calculus equations. Mine can hook up the VCR (especially useful when a certain child wants to watch videos and mommy isn't home yet :-) ) Eugene Styer |
"BOB" wrote in message ... In article m, says... "Eugene Styer" wrote in message om... Mary wrote in message ... In article , says... [snip] My cat can solve calculus equations. Mine can hook up the VCR (especially useful when a certain child wants to watch videos and mommy isn't home yet :-) ) Eugene Styer My cat knows better than to crosspost to rec.woodworking Your cat is smarter than you are. Hell, blocks of wood are smarter than you are. Wow, think of that all by yourself? You are truly a wordsmith of extraordinary measure. I bow before your obviously Einsteinian IQ. |
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Please stop crossposting this thread to groups where it is not on topic.
Thank you. In article , "Ross" wrote: Just smart enough to **** me off and too dumb to know it will shorten their life. |
In article , fur wrote:
In article , says... Please stop crossposting this thread to groups where it is not on topic. Quit responding to the crossposts, asshole. You're just making the problem worse and ****ing everybody off. PLONK |
Not smart enough to miss my tires and/or 12 gauge.
-- Lew S/A: Challenge, The Bullet Proof Boat, (Under Construction in the Southland) Visit: http://home.earthlink.net/~lewhodgett for Pictures |
A shark or a cat? :-)
(that would be one heck of a fish tank..) "Mark Rathwell" wrote in message ... Never owned one, have you ... Muff wrote: Cats make great shark bait. Muff "Mark Rathwell" wrote in message ... Now that's quite ignorant and stupid! The Puppy Wizard wrote: Not very. (Carolyn Stroock) wrote in message ... Cats do indeed understand language and they can count. Everytime my husband and I talk about pills the older cat of our three runs and hides because we give her a pill twice a day. Right now she is snoring but very soon we will give her a pill. |
"Uto" wrote in message ... In article , says... A shark or a cat? :-) (that would be one heck of a fish tank..) If you had an adult cat and a an adult-cat-sized shark, then who would eat whom? (Assuming, for the sake of argument, that they have equal access to eat other.) it depends. is the shark laden or unladen? -kelly |
On Thu, 11 Sep 2003, culprit wrote:
it depends. is the shark laden or unladen? and, if it's laden, what's it laden with? if it's laden with catnip, my bets are on the cat. -- shelly (perfectly foul wench) and elliott and harriet http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette |
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