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Granby August 9th 07 05:57 PM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.




Stormmee August 9th 07 06:13 PM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
soft thinked it wuz funni anna iz still snikerin bowt da fakt dat da gramby
pursin wuz sure hersef wuz notted a kittee pursin,... snickers... Stormmee
Granby wrote in message
...
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you

allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee

hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere

useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a

recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an

pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.






The Porter Cats[_2_] August 11th 07 12:10 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm!

Lucy


On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.




Granby August 11th 07 12:31 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door
where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of
meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem.
Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz,
her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they
will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow
not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the
litter box either.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
oups.com...
Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm!

Lucy


On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee
hadz
Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said
"Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing
some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee
are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.






mlbriggs August 11th 07 05:55 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:57:05 -0500, Granby wrote:

We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her
onlee hadz Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.

rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:

Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.




Be careful! Someone might call the men in white with the sleeveless
jackets.


Sylvia M August 11th 07 06:28 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout
you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so
agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more
than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just
forgotten.
rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and
said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as
if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the
bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote
this:
Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz'

Duzunt efurryboddee??

Antee Sylvia



Anti Shado August 11th 07 07:32 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
On Aug 11, 2:28 pm, "Sylvia M" wrote:
Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout
you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so
agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet.


Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.


I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more
than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just
forgotten.
rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and
said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as
if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the
bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote
this:
Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."


I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz'

Duzunt efurryboddee??

Antee Sylvia- Hide quoted text -

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Yah...minemeowmie uzez Fangu anna Fangs alla time, too. Her duzznt
fink dat mostest hoomans efun notise.

MuShu da Magnificent


Granby August 11th 07 09:34 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
Da Gramby seldomz worriez about whatz peeplez finkz about wha herself doez.
Sinz herself kant see so goodz, if heownself woriedz ta mucch about dat
areaz, herself wold bee sittin in a rockin chairz and doin nuffin cauz "youz
kud getz hurt?" Herownself was amazsed dat Soft was so rite aboutz gettin
sucked into the writingz and friendliness ofda kommunity. If da whitz koats
comez taget her, der willz be a hole kroud of usens tabee kollected! Piglet
happy Gramby enjoyed da kommunity so much.
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout
you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so
agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet.

Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.

I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more
than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just
forgotten.
rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia,
who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and
said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as
if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the
bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote
this:
Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."

I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz'

Duzunt efurryboddee??

Antee Sylvia




Cory August 11th 07 02:48 PM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
On Aug 10, 10:55 pm, mlbriggs wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:57:05 -0500, Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you
allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her
onlee hadz Piglet.


Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label.


I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I
had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten.


rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who
was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis
iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere
useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill.
Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a
recovery
center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this:


Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an
pornigraffee are the normz."


I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done.


Be careful! Someone might call the men in white with the sleeveless
jackets.


I fink dat dat wuld bee ohkay. Pawpa'z awlweighz sayin' him needz a
baycayshun.

--- Onyx (UB: Apparently clueless...)


The Porter Cats[_2_] August 14th 07 03:40 AM

Diz happined to da Gramby
 
Oh, sweetheart! I'm sorry to hear that your little adventure didn't go
well. I know things like that are hard to resist, and I sure hope
you're feeling better!

I love you,

Anti Julie


On Aug 10, 6:31 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door
where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of
meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem.
Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz,
her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they
will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow
not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the
litter box either.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in ooglegroups.com...




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