Forum: Cat community
November 19th 06, 01:16 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 27
Views: 2,192
Please purr for me.
Oh meow goodnesses! Do you need a Caretaking Kitty to teleport
over and take care of you?
Signed with full credentials,
Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica...
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Forum: Cat community
November 18th 06, 01:48 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 35
Views: 2,597
pleaze dont eat the mousey!!!
You know, TV, there was a hoomin movie made a longlonglong time
ago called "Please Don't Eat The Daisies." Maybe we could make
our own movie called "Please Don't Eat The Mousey."
Kitty...
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Forum: Cat community
November 18th 06, 01:45 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 2
Views: 1,287
ONLY 4 DAYS LEFT TO SIGN UP FOR SEKRIT SANTA!!!
Our lazy human correspondent, Debby, finally signed us up after
dashing off a letter to Prince Charming, who's serving as a medic
in Iraq. He's also a cat person.
Kitty Schottland, Lilith...
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Forum: Cat community
November 10th 06, 02:10 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,117
Now That The Jellicle Ball Is Over...
I was thinking that I could teleport over and pick you up, and
you could come back with me and meet my humans. GranMeowmie is
furry nice -- she has a wonderful lap!
Sheriff Rosco P....
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Forum: Cat community
November 10th 06, 02:05 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 36
Views: 1,810
sad sekriterry
Yes, yourownselves should be taking that nasty stuff! It'll help
you grow up big and strong, so that when you're a grown-up kitty
you'll be able to object with gusto!
Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief...
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Forum: Cat community
November 9th 06, 02:05 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 36
Views: 1,810
sad sekriterry
[Kitty Schottland peers inside Crystal's mouth.] That's a nasty
little cough you have! Are you taking all your icky tasting
stuff without objecting? It's for your own good.
Kitty Schottland,...
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Forum: Cat community
November 6th 06, 12:31 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 36
Views: 1,810
sad sekriterry
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps
Kitty Schottland, wearing a starched white nurse's cap and
carrying a black bag.] Where's the Crystal Kitten? I have to
examine her. ...
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Forum: Cat community
November 6th 06, 02:15 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 36
Views: 1,810
sad sekriterry
Oh dear, Cougar we're so sorry to hear about this. Do you need a
Caretaking Kitty from the Catmerica Volunteer Nurses' Corps to
teleport over and help you take care of the kittens?
Respectfully...
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Forum: Cat community
November 5th 06, 07:19 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,117
Now That The Jellicle Ball Is Over...
Now that the Jellicle Ball is over, Stormmee, would you go out on
a date with me?
Respectfully meowed,
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
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Forum: Cat community
November 3rd 06, 01:42 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 27
Views: 2,575
KISSAMOUSE IS COMING!!!! KISSAMOUSE IS COMING!!!!
Xena! Callisto! [Extends snoot as gesture of friendship] I'ze
so happy to see you again, and I'ze even happier that your hoomin
recovered from the pulmonary emboli.
[Calls Ranger over to her.] ...
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Forum: Cat community
November 2nd 06, 12:38 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 27
Views: 2,575
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Forum: Cat community
November 2nd 06, 12:04 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 25
Views: 2,300
Another Last Dance
Stormmee, are you sure you don't mind if I dance with Tess? I
mean, after all, she is my date. I'm sure there will be other
parties we can dance at.
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby...
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Forum: Cat community
November 1st 06, 12:22 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 27
Views: 2,575
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Forum: Cat community
November 1st 06, 12:21 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 25
Views: 2,300
Another Last Dance
[PurrPurrPurrPurrPurr...]
Cousin Rosco
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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stormmee thinkz... i likez diz her danzin lotz, itz almozt az
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Forum: Cat community
October 30th 06, 12:37 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 25
Views: 2,300
Another Last Dance
[Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane takes Stormmee's paw and leads her out
to the dance floor, licks her ear as they sway to the music).
"Stormmee" wrote in...
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Forum: Cat community
October 29th 06, 11:46 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 25
Views: 2,300
Another Last Dance
Stormmee, since my date seems to have deserted me, would you
share this last dance with me?
Respectfully meowed,
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
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Forum: Cat community
October 29th 06, 11:44 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 5
Views: 796
erm...hello?
This is Sapphire Samurai, who just gotted here after a long
wile.
How iz effury kitty, an mine lovable Louise, is yoo here?
SS
Welcome back to rpcc, Auntie Mary and Vice Purresident SS!...
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Forum: Cat community
October 14th 06, 01:11 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 17
Views: 1,429
Rosco & Tess @ The Buffet Table
[Rosco nuzzles his date, Ms. Tess, and together they go over to
the FluffyKits table.] Meow, Tabitha! I'd like to introduce you
to my date, Ms. Tess. We'd like to share a plate of Dungeness...
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Forum: Cat community
October 14th 06, 01:07 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 12
Views: 950
Tribute for Steve Erwin
The teleporter twinkles and a small animal steps out. A few
cats turn to look at her. I hope you don't mind that I'm here.
I want to say a few words about a human as he had no cats.
A cat...
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Forum: Cat community
October 14th 06, 01:07 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,337
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Forum: Cat community
October 14th 06, 01:07 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 8
Views: 700
Jellicle Ball: Mistress of the Night
Bonnie was, I am aware (for a human thats saying something) the
Jellicle Ball's "Mistress of the Night", and Galaxy was the
Moon [One
Black and One White] Does any Cat know who was Bonnie's...
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Forum: Cat community
October 13th 06, 01:30 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 10
Views: 1,337
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Forum: Cat community
October 11th 06, 02:00 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 3
Views: 736
Sammy? Where Are You?
Sammy, where are yourownselves. I took mine eyes off Ranger
for just a moment, to show Garfield how to do the jump-n-bat,
and now he's gone. I hope he's not in the middle of the mosh
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Forum: Cat community
October 11th 06, 02:00 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 43
Views: 2,244
Jellicle Ball: Some lively music
Sure, it's easy! Stand up on your hind legs and bat at
greeblings in the air!
Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
"meeee" wrote in...
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Forum: Cat community
October 10th 06, 01:16 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Replies: 3
Views: 736
Sammy? Where Are You?
Sammy, where are yourownselves. I took mine eyes off Ranger for
just a moment, to show Garfield how to do the jump-n-bat, and now
he's gone. I hope he's not in the middle of the mosh pit!
Lilith...
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