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Search: Posts made by: Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau[_3_]
Forum: Cat community July 17th 11, 04:38 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 82
Views: 7,396
Zee pawty begins!

On Sat, 16 Jul 2011 21:25:42 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's little, agile paws
typed:

shhhhllluuuurrrrpp!
Cutie

Ahhh, ma petite chaton,

Zees eez a gudgud beginning! Wen yoo eez reddy, try sum ob...
Forum: Cat community July 16th 11, 01:09 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 82
Views: 7,396
Zee pawty begins!

On Fri, 15 Jul 2011 18:56:18 -0500, Gramby's little, agile paws typed:

Piglett has a full heart as she looks around the room at her friends holding
flutes of champayne and singing. However,...
Forum: Cat community July 16th 11, 12:41 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 82
Views: 7,396
Zee pawty begins! (was: A Pawty Inbitashun!)

[Our community kitties are beginning to file into the Rainbow Room (kitty
version, of course!) atop the Empire state building for the Inspector's 14th
July - Bastille Day - party. Although it is...
Forum: Cat community July 15th 11, 12:42 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 82
Views: 7,396
A Pawty Inbitashun!

Sacre Bleu!

Zat was mine post, not da gurlz! Dese Sekretariez, time for zee boot camp!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques
Forum: Cat community October 28th 10, 12:20 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 44
Views: 2,545
At the restaurant...

On Tue, 26 Oct 2010 20:36:02 -0500, Storrmmee's
little, agile paws typed:

OEJ smilez to hersef thinking how tiger wulda lofed alladiz fudz anna
furndz... I iz so gladta see ursef owt anna bein...
Forum: Cat community July 18th 10, 01:14 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 21
Views: 1,640
Zee Catorze ob Joolay!

On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:23:11 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
little, agile paws typed:

Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink
ennyweigh. Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez....
Forum: Cat community July 16th 10, 12:17 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 21
Views: 1,640
Zee Catorze ob Joolay!

On Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's
little, agile paws typed:

he takes mme. a.'s paw and they step into the porter and step out in furnt
of der friend...

hello, we iz here ta...
Forum: Cat community July 15th 10, 12:32 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 21
Views: 1,640
Zee Catorze ob Joolay!

[A rotund grey Chrtreux, sitting at a table on a
Parisian boulevard with a huge table of food in
front of him speaks]

Bonjour mine furrends!

Zees eez zee Catorze Jooyay, zee day zat we
kitties...
Forum: Cat community June 5th 10, 12:40 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 102
Views: 6,716
Da Pawty Beginz!

On Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:31:07 -0700, John Ross Mc
Master's little, agile paws typed:

hapi purrday and hirosan pleez pas the teka maki.
beauty

And sum teka-makiz fur Beauty! Weel yoo joyne me
in...
Forum: Cat community June 5th 10, 12:37 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 102
Views: 6,716
Da Pawty Beginz!

On Fri, 4 Jun 2010 19:23:14 -0400, Mme. Anaïs
^..^'s little, agile paws typed:

Meow Kitties!

How iz efurrywon tonight! Happy Purrday,
Sundance!

[they wave at everyone]
Forum: Cat community November 14th 09, 04:21 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 25
Views: 1,847
Tuday'z nooz...PING: Mdm Prez...????

On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:45:48 -0800 (PST), MeOwy's
little, agile paws typed:

I fink yoo has akkwired a dippyoodee, mongsyur Jacques.
Has yoo cawtted dat pink panfur?

MeOwy

Miaou, MeOwy!
Forum: Cat community November 13th 09, 05:30 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 25
Views: 1,847
Tuday'z nooz...PING: Mdm Prez...????

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:31:40 -0800 (PST), MeOwy's
little, agile paws typed:

Cluez-oh?

MeOwy, fan ob da pink panfur

Bongjoor!

Deed sumkitty cawl mineownseff?
Forum: Cat community July 30th 09, 03:58 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 14
Views: 1,217
Musical interlude

On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:58:24 -0500, Stormmmee's
little, agile paws typed:

Tiger watches adoringly as hiz mozt bootiful wife kittee singz... you know
it juzt duzint get muc betterer dan hearin...
Forum: Cat community July 20th 09, 04:44 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 44
Views: 1,730
Zee Fuds Eez Reddy!!!

On Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:33:25 -0700, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's little, agile paws typed:

By neow I got bery toiztee, so purrlweeez purr me uh glazz!

Mais oui, Pi2nya!

[paws over a glass] Eet eez a...
Forum: Cat community July 19th 09, 09:57 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 44
Views: 1,730
Zee Fuds Eez Reddy!!!

On Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:13:42 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
little, agile paws typed:

iNTerspektur Jacqkue Chat! Da imbestigashun needz tew be condukdid
onna da hypitmotizing ob Patoonya! kawzing...
Forum: Cat community July 17th 09, 05:23 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 44
Views: 1,730
Zee Fuds Eez Reddy!!!

On Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:02:51 -0500, Stormmee's
little, agile paws typed:

mine apetite iz readi ta see whut your buffett tablez hasta offer, mine
furnd purleze dizkribe diz fudz, aza...
Forum: Cat community July 17th 09, 04:45 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 44
Views: 1,730
Zee Fuds Eez Reddy!!! (was: Joyeux Quatorze Juillet !)

Hokay Kitteez,

Hercule and I haff feenished owr cookink, and
haff a luffly boofay table ob Fwench fudz reddy!

Zo, whoze a hungry kitty? M. Tiger, haff yoo lost
yur appitite?

[deftly slips a...
Forum: Cat community July 15th 09, 05:47 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 44
Views: 1,730
Joyeux Quatorze Juillet !

On Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:45:02 -0700, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's little, agile paws typed:

I du! I du!

Enny poisson?
I dunt meen Poyzun = poison, but raffur
fisheez, az in fisshyswa.

[A...
Forum: Cat community June 6th 09, 04:10 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 163
Views: 16,519
Da Pawty Beginz!

On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's
little, agile paws typed:

Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez
mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da...
Forum: Cat community March 19th 09, 09:01 PM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 14
Views: 735
aftur dinner

On Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:15:39 -0500, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

as the many cats are eating the wunnerful fudz, Tiger lukz atta chester,
anna spekture anna feelz betterer bowt orderin...
Forum: Cat community March 14th 09, 04:27 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 64
Views: 2,708
Dinner iz surrfed!

On Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:35:32 -0500, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

Tiger starez atta menu, droolz, then... ok i wantsa quarter porshun of
efurthin, ceptin da venison, anna i wantsa whole...
Forum: Cat community March 13th 09, 12:57 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 64
Views: 2,708
Dinner iz surrfed!

On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:14:36 -0400, Mme. Anaïs ^..^'s little, agile
paws typed:

"Oh my, dis luks wunnerfull!"

[As the room fills up and out kitties have chosen cushions, the
Captain moves...
Forum: Cat community September 13th 08, 04:32 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 51
Views: 1,926
A bachelor-cat party

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:58:06 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's little,
agile paws typed:

Wascal makes sure he has the two nice bigbig bluefish that Daddy Bruce
thoughtfully cotted four dis event,...
Forum: Cat community January 18th 08, 02:39 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 32
Views: 1,280
A Toast at da Fawlz

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:14:58 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's little, agile
paws typed:

Fangu soosoo mutsh furr yur gudgud wishez, Inspector
Chat-Clouseau, urr may I cawl yu Jaques?...thank yu furr...
Forum: Cat community January 18th 08, 02:36 AM Posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Replies: 32
Views: 1,280
A Toast at da Fawlz

On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:47:38 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed:

it wuld be veri nize fur allauses ta sit togefur anna enjoy da fudz anna
kompani, TV

Tiger comez klozer, You anna...
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