Sometimes hoomins can be SO trying!

I iz a fierce tough grrrlkitty, and I'z proud of dat. When mine hoomin
comes down to feed me breakfast and dinner, him allez says "Francy
kitty, I have Francy Feast for you!". Francy! Dat's not mine name, it's
FRANCESCA!

So how can I get mine hoomins to call me by mine right name? I try to go
hide unner da desk when him calls me dat, but him IS serving Fancy
Feast. Hard choice!

FtF