badwilson wrote:
Kreisleriana wrote:

On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 22:53:51 +0800, Helen Wheels
yodeled:


Kreisleriana wrote:


On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 21:50:51 +0800, Helen Wheels
yodeled:



Despite being saddled with the appearance of a feline beauty

queen,

Tyler is a big yobbo at heart. Sprawled on his back in front of

the

telly is where you'll most often find him.

On Sunday nights, for some reason, he seems to want more. He

wants

to be a cat of action. Last Sunday was a case in point.

First he gave his teddy bear a good biffing. Then he turned to

the

ball-on-elastic on the top of his scratching post, which put up a
slightly better fight. There were a few logs stacked up in front
of the fireplace, so he gave them what for. No response. Next he
took a couple of swings at Roger Federer on the telly, perhaps a
step in the right direction; that fellow was clearly more in the
biffing mood, but Tyler was unable to attract his attention.


Perhaps he is aggrieved on behalf of all Australia for the seeming
passing of their tennis ascendancy.



Nah, he just likes hitting things.


hee hee. Good on him. I was going to suggest next that he was
upset about one of the Twelve Apostles falling down.


What??? That didn't happen, did it?
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Indeed it did.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...55E601,00.html