diz seemz kinda unfair to da ladi hoominz, Trudi, allatime amazed dat
hoominz iz still efin here onna earf,
"Granby" wrote in message
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Diz iz how BBQ's wurkz wiff hoomanz. Mancats let mineselfz tell ourselves
ditz aunt going happen whiff us cats. Us girl kitty's won lowly itself.

Summer is here!

Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are
put into motion:

Routine.
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.
"Winnie" wrote in message
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On Jun 28, 12:10 am, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:
What u plan fur rpcc 1 July?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, az Diplocat 2 Catnada, I could plan a BBQ at mine estate but
efferone
is someplase else cuz its 2 hawt n we're awl at Little Lake were itz nise
n
cool n we cood celebrate dere iffen dat's wat efferkitty wantz. I jest
got dere myself n m involved in sumpthin [grins]
Izat umkay wiff yerself? I have ta tawk tew Aed bowt dat furst.
Im at hiz pwase for a foo daze.
The Catnada flag will be flying at mine estate in Ohio. but dere r 2
minny
stormz dere rite gnow to pwan a owtdoor event.
Lemme gib et sum thot.
Fangu
Mosey

It is going to rain here in Catnada's capital, otherwise I can host a
partee here.
But it is no fun to partee in the rain.

Rusty