On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 05:55:37 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

I learned 'bout rpcc today anna I put on my 'venture to ted anna some of
mine ofur 'ventures, a man hooman wif ofur kittys wants me ta share his
onetruehome. Soft iz leakin afur the ringything growled... I haf learned
'bout da scratchin post, I haz been feelin bettere since that ted visit anna
the hoomanz iz putin der portable furz inna box, I duzint unnerstand, I
willz takez a nap... Time passes...

Harri is scooped up by the furry hooman anna soft puts somifin on harri,
Harri is catfusseled... Diz iz like hoomanz portable furz, I duzint needz
diz... soft says, you need this harness because we are going to meet your
new hooman and we want you to be safe... then harri is in the kitty jail and
in the out again...
I duzint like the out anymore, and I iz not to sure 'bout this
metalmonster...

The metal monster begins to move, soft is leakin and Harri thinked she saw
furry leak a bit alzo... I need a nap... time passes, the metalmonster
stops, furry goes away and comes back with a plastic bag... soft eats some
green stuff, Harri thinks how duz hoomanz eatz dat green stuffz, then soft
openz a package of roast beast, Harri meows to get some, soft lets her outta
cage and gives her some roast beast, now dis iz gud, maybe diz metalmonster
ridin izunt so bad afur all, now lets mineself luuk arownd, Harri watches
the out go by for a longlong time, Soft has put her seat back so Harri lays
down on soft and goes to sleep, Harri rolls over on her back into the crook
of soft's arm and sleeps that way a long time, furry tries to get a picture
but it duzint work, then the metalmonster stops and soft puts her seat up,
Furry gets the hoomanonnastring and puts it on Harri's harness, furry and
Harri go fur a walk but harri iz more innerested in lookin arownd than going
to litterbox so furry comes back and they drive a short distance where harri
sees people fud come outof a window, diz iz new fud fur harri and at first
she is suspikus of it since it iz so cold, butted, den agin it doez smell
purty gud, just then furry hits a bump inna road and gets the new fud on
harri's ear, and the side of her face,

Hey duzint mess up minez furz, I been keepin it nice kuz i wantz da new
hooman ta like minself,,, Harri begins to wash herself and realizes dat this
new fud iz tastee... Lemee haf som of dat, what did you sayz it waz?
Micecream... I wantz to eat it all, and then harri proceeds to try and do
just that... after a while furry says to soft, you know since she is going
to her new home perhaps it would be better if she did it without an upset
tummy, soft takes the cone away and Harri sleeps agin...

I gotted a couple of more walks but i wouldn't go to the litterbox then we
got to a place where it looked like a bunch of giant metalmonsters were
herded to sleep. There was one hooman standing by his giantmetalmonster,
soft was leaking anna her waz holdin minself, then diz hooman camed ofur to
our metalmonster anna soft rolled down herown window anna the new hooman
petted mineself, he smelled nice and kind, and kule, he had facefurz alzo...
den he waz holdin minself anna I culd tell he waz mines new hooman. I sayed
by ta soft anna went to da big giant metalmonster and started 'splorin anna
dat iz how iz i iz in my new onetrue home, Furry camed back and taked
pikturz of mineself inna giant metal monster but soft stayed inna out and
jus leaked quietly, Harri,
the end, of the beginning

Hari,

Yoo sweet liddle kitten, dese iz wunnerful storiez! I'ze enjoyed reedink
dem ofur an ofur, an da bestest part iz dat dere iz a happy endink fur
effurrybody, kittee an hooman alike!

I tink dat yoo shud be a writer wen you iz growed up - we needs a
historian an a story-teller in da communityan I tink yoo fitz da bill!
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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
11/16/2004 11:49:31 AM
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