Mineown meowmie was trying to act cool yesterday, but I heared her
calling TED. She asked TED when she could bring me and my brofur Sammy
in to be fixed, but I know for a fact dat neefur of us is broken. What
could she be finking? I'ts obvious dat we'z in fine shape. Whatever her
reasons, she has plans to take the two of us to TED on Tuesday.

Sounds furry suspicious to me...

And on Monday night, they're going to take away your food and water! Run,
Tabitha and Sammy, run for your lives! Your meowmie is going to starve you!

Capt. Midnight DOC
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