wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Mosey skorts Mocha uh bootuful girlcat, Pipps n hur wink Ranger
arrive, sew du PookyKat hoo iz bai hymself yeUp Efery une iz deres

Dey awl greet eferybuddy, sibe da gezt buk, take hankies frum da big
basket on da gezt buk tabul, n wandur uhrownd tawking wif eferbudy .

wayter kitty bringz dem sum nip dwinks.
Dem is awl dwezws en their finest

Et iz sew nise tu see yew ugin -wanna tok ubaowt da wethur ?

Et iz pritty windy were weh wiv yeUP Gots sumfin kald rayn tu

Iowna hops up to them and challanges PookyKat to a race. PookyKat
goes, no way can this doggie outrun me!

They set to the trail , Iowna even giving PookeyKat the inside line.

Setting toes in, they get the signal and the race is on!

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