Dere I wuz, sneekin up on Meowmie's fudz, which she had putted on herown desk. I almost had it, when da hissy air kan jumped down on da desk an rolled toward myownself! I runned away furry fast -- I duznt like dat hissy air kan, not wun liddle bit!

Sundance

Hoomin note: The "hissy air kan" is a can of compressed air. I've used it in the past to get the cats to stop doing things (just for the sound, not hitting them with the air). Nowadays all I usually have to do with Sundance is let him see me picking it up. This time, it slipped out of my hand, fell on the desk, and rolled toward Sundance. Poor little guy -- I don't know what he thought was happening! --Anti Sandy