Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I know you didn't mean to scratch yer Meowmie. Duz hur or inny uthur hoomin
clip yer nails?
Ai got uh manicure tudai, cuz mai frunt claws were wike needles, Meowmie
sed, cuz ai droo blud, sew Paw
kabe meh uh kliping. Ai dint mynd. mutch, Nope.

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
Meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

WOW! r u OK nao?

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today

Daisy-Chan,
Mai deer, eferfing wyl beh umkay, twust meh, yeUP.
Et wuz uh _axidunt_. Deez fingz hapun.
Yew wyl beh forgiben bai awl , sune. Srsly.
Sew, wat duz da ensyde uff yer doghouse wook wike?
Duz et gotz kurtinz? a bannister?
Here is some a tad of nip for you to lift your spirits.
***
Cheer up.
*noseboop*
Mosey


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