[Rebecca adds her purrs for the fire fighters.]

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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I yam uh Soffurn Cattyfurrnya kitty tuu, an weez ar awl hokay attid mine
howze.

Meowmee wuz ofurr at da Simi Senyor Senter doink oyle payntink wen day
herd bowt da shtart ov da fyer neer Porter Ranch, wheer Meowmee getz on
an off da 118 freeway. Hur had tu go way rownd tu da Wezt an den tu da
Sowft, an ontu da 110 freeway (Whut hadda purroblem da negst day). It
tookt
hur twu howerz tu get home, youzually uh twenny minit dryff.
Da sunsetz were inkreddibbel, wiff da smoke an fyer reflekted.

Itz mutsh bedderer neow, bekuz of da kurraygeouz Fyer Fyturz!!

Purr furr da Fyer Fyturz!
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Pitooonya AKA Sweetee

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
Calling all Southern Cafifurnia Kittiez! Please check in! The
Catmerica Police Department heard about the wildfires and are furry
worried about yourownselves.

Also, if Black Jack Purrshing could teleport some of the New Orleans
floodwaters over to the wildfires to help put them out, we would
a-purr-ciate it furry much.

Fangu,
Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department
Chief Grocery Inspector, Cole Slaw Keeper, and Towel Fixer