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Old December 18th 06, 11:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default Kiss-a-mouse Carols

Lol someone hurked on the Christmas tree skirt yesterday....

"CatNipped" wrote in message
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Taking courage from Fil's clowder, mine have also decided to add their
voices to the season of cheer...

"Hork The Hairball" duet by Jessie and Sammy

Hork the hairball we all sing,
Find the spot for best puking!
Make sure it doesn't sit a while,
Warm and wet will make us smile!
When mom steps in it without shoes,
Cats score one and she will lose!
Hork the hairball we all sing,
Find the spot for best puking!


"Jingle Balls" solo by Demi

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the day,
Oh what fun they are to swat, and watch 'em dart away!
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the day,
Oh what fun they are to swat, under the couch they'll stay!


"Silent Night" solo by Bandit

Silent night, peaceful night,
All is calm, all is right.
'Round yon mommy fast asleep,
Quiet and stealthy I will creep.
Sleep in innocent peace,
Till I use my teeth!

Silent night, peaceful night,
All is roiled, blood so bright!
Thinks she can ignore me, does she?
Leave and abandon me, does she?
We'll just wait and see,
We'll just wait and see!


Hugs,

CatNipped