[Mosey loned usses une uff hiz porters]
porter twinkles n owt steps Pipps, Pooky, n Sqweex, n wee brotted lotz uff
wunnerful nip wiff ussses tew tew party wiff..
Oh, BobQat asked Lizzie iffen hur wood wike tew kome n hur sed yes, n Mimzy
wantud tew kome tew. Iz der innyfing we kan dew?

[Mosey n MeOwy r staing hoam wiff da silly liddle bitties. but dey sai hai
n hab fuhn n enjoi da gudgud nip frum Mosey's erm owr gardun.]



the porter twinklez anna owt step four of six kittes, OEJ looks arownd ann
sees sammy, we iz here ceptin barbi anna chester hasta wate until afur
derown medicinez... kan we hep wif anithin? OEJ



dat wurkz fur usez OEJ

[Sammy gets busy straightening up Harri's room (that's what the hoomins
call the guest bedroom in the basement) and calls Ranger to help setting
up buffet tables in the party area under the bed. The humans think that
the bed frame is just a standard wooden frame, perhaps a few inches too
tall; they don't realize that there is a complete kitty party area under
it. There is room for multiple buffet tables, seating for several dozen
kitties, side rooms with litter boxes, and enough soft cushions to allow
for comfortable lounging and napping.

When Amelia wanders past and sees the buffet table she gets very
interested. Any event that involves food interests her! She ports over to
the FluffyKitz warehouse to pick up some nice yummy snacks and drinks.]