Meowmie bringed home sum noo kittee toyz yesfurday, but she's bein weerd wif
dem. First she put dem in da holey bowl in da sink and runned
waddermonsterz over dem. Dat wuz weerd, kuz she haz nevver washed owrown
toyz befur we played wif dem. Den she lefted da bowl uv toyz in da sink
insted uv givvin dem to ussez, so I hewped myownself to 3 or 4 uv dem -- dey
wuz furry funfun to play wif!

Affur a wile, yoo kno whut she did nextest? She put da bowl uv kittee toyz
in da frigelator!!! I duz not unnerstan dat, but yoo nevver knowz whut
hoominz will do. Enneeway, I wantid to let efurrykittee know abowt deze noo
fun toyz so kan git yurown hoominz to git sum fur yoo. Dey is kalled (I
kopeed dis frum da pakij) "CHERRIES".

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