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Old January 5th 11, 06:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default PookyKat Gotted En Big Trubbul mrrrrrrrt

Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Uh cupple uf nitez ugo. , meowmie wuz on da pooter n PookyKat desisud
tew swipe efferfing offa kinda klutturd taybul dat haz ulawt uff papur,
n da hoominz hab awk kindz uff diffruent kindza papur tew rite on en
shelfz, n 2 scanners, dat dunt wurk, n uther stuff, sew PookyKat,
desided tew frow from efferfing on da rug, MRRRRRRRRRRRRTk!! Meowmie
kept taiping, n telled himself dat he hadda pik et up..hee wooked at
hur n jest glared ...wull, wen hur finused, hur wint ovur n pikd upp da
stuff n telled Pooky hee wuz uh BAD cat , den he jumped daown on da rug,
n meowmie gabe hym uh spanking, n he wuved et..ai sware, on mai honer as
Diplocat Tew Catnada, it's troo. He wuvz et wen meowmie spankz him daown
bai hiz tayle. He'z krazy...nuts. n Hee wayz 20 powndz. awl mussle. yeUP.

http://home.comcast.net/~waterman-mi...001%281%29.jpg

Heerz uh pixshr uff Pooky rite befur he wyped awl dem fings awf dat
taybul. Hez hoaplus.
Hee ulso eetz sellofane n pwastix bagz frum da stoar.

Whut r wee gunna doo wif hym?? waffz hard..hee n ai r bestezt frendz.
Meowmie duzznt reely git mad wiff usses. Nope. Fruxstrayted sumtymes, yeUP
Luvz
Mosey
=^..^=
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Hee a hansum devl. Wysh Iz wuz yungr. TuTu