Hai mai bootiful wink.
Hao r yu?
Ai neber heer frum yu iny moar..r yu mad at meh fur sumfin?
ifen ai did sumfin tu mayke yu mad at meh, ai am sawry, but ai dunt fink
ai did nufin rong. Nope.
mayhapz yer sekritary is tew bizzy tu rite.
Oe mabehaps et iz da heet...ai dunt noe..siiiiiiiiiiiii.
G'nite..sweet dreemz..ai wyl beh dreeming uf yu.

*nosepoinks*

Mosey