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Mine bootiful wink Lilith Kitten and I haf a boombox set up fur playing
CDs and tapes, an we haf a big supply of goodies (bof nip and non-nip),
and lotz of kitty toys an games. An from da second-floor windows we can
look out at da big fat orange-front robin birdies. If anykitty wants to go
outside and catch some of da big fat birdies, you'z welcome to do so.

[The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Kitty
Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, & Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane. They go over
to Sammy and his clowder and offer headbutts all around.] Fangu for
inviting us. We're sure we'll have a good time. Where's the food?