Owr Meomie haz hurd uh d*g fite fur da pazt few morningz n hur faownd owt
frum da managur uf da trailur park wer weh wiv, dat et iz uh
BIG d*g hoo livz in uh kabin ukros da street frum usses n komz ovur n startz
fites wif unuthur d*g n tryz tew git our nise nayburz cat Brutus, wen hym iz
out.
MRRRT on dat bad d*g.
Mosey