and the whole while the newly "sirred" TV is still just in awe of his friend
and thinking, I feelz very lucky butted was doin as myown kittymom, Miss
Violette teached me to be...He thinks also, anofur tunaroll might be nice as
well
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
message ...
Tabitha Kitten bounces up to the stereo and shuts it off
Could I have everykittie's attention please? We haz somefing very
special lined up. Please come over here to de side yard wif me...

kitties follow Tabitha Kitten over to the side yard. Torches are
burning along the fence, giving the yard a very dramatic appearance. At
the far end they see a red velvet pillow with a red carpet before it.

Tabitha: Efurrykitty please have a seat. I fink Cleopatra is about
ready to begin.

Cleopatra Silvercat comes around the front of the house and takes a
seat on the velvet pillow.

Cleopatra: Welcome, everykitty. I am Cleopatra Silvercat. When I was a
tiny baby kitten my kittymomma told me that I could be anything I wanted
to be, even ruler of all I survey. My early kitten years were somewhat
difficult, but when I adopted my first human family they told me the
same thing. So after several months of consideration I decided they were
right, and I was indeed ruler of all I survey. I didn't survey much
territory until this road trip, but I did claim my right anyway to the
title of Empress.

In my journeys I have encountered very few kitties who properly
recognize my regal nature. It is my intention this night to recognize
one very special kitty who has shown his generous nature, his
preparedness, and his willingness to help others. This kitty has shared
of his personal store of food, has accompanied my royal personage
whenever I've left the safety of the RV, and has paid close attention to
the location of our travelling companion kittens when they might wander
into a dangerous area.

TV kitty, please approach.

TV kitty walks up the red carpet, accompanied by Tabitha Kitten on his
right and Sammy Kitten on his left. When he reaches the the end of the
carpet he stands facing Cleopatra.

TV kitty, you have shown your outstanding qualities and shining
character traits. It is my intention to induct you into the Knighthood.

Cleopatra approaches TV kitty, then gives TV kitty a gentle swat on his
left shoulder, on his right shoulder, and on top of his head

TV kitty, I pronounce you to be a member of the Society of Feline
Nobility. Wear the title proudly.

All kitties, I now present to you Sir TV.

Cleopatra gives TV a gentle nuzzle

Now, shall we all return to the party and celebrate?

Cleopatra and TV kitty walk down the red carpet together to return to
the party patio