I yam gonna be sutsha shmart intelleyjint cat!
I opint mine Reezez peezez bockz, an innit ar awl sortz ov gudgud toyz
tu mayke Meowmee an me gudgud frendz an bery 'tellyjint. I yam awl worn
owt frum lernin noo wayz tu purrlay.
Fangu, Aniei Grambey an awl da kitteez hoo own hur.
I heowp hur left sum furr yuuz tuu.
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