I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren
dat livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how
to stop doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur
hizself an let yoo kno whut he sez.

Rebecca

Dat would be egzellent! Fangu.

Harri

u mite wanna leve sum skettee an uh bowl ov waddur...dattel keep dem b-z.
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Pitô.ônya

yeUP, ulso, owr Meomie n Paw uzta hab sum raccoonz dat wived en uh tree en
der yard, n dey kamed IN
owr house n eeted our kibbulz n den warshd der handz en OWR wadder dish..et
wuz funni, Meomie sed.
Dem raccoonz ulso wike kibblez, walnutz, aigs, n skettee tew.
Iffen yew seh iny raccoonz en da daytyme, dem 'mite' beh sik wif da rabiez,
sew beh' vury' kareful!!
Silli Meomie usta uz da red dot fingy at nte wen dem wuz owt syde da fense,
n dem raccoonz wud follo et, n dat mayde hurself waff lotz.
Une tyme uh baby racoon (dey r kalld 'kits') gotted stuk ina hole en da
fense but hizown meomie goted him owt.
Wen Meomie shyned uh flashlite en da big twee, at nite, dem growld wike
bearz. Waow.
Meomie telz meh storiez abaowt lotza fingz B4 ai wuz borned. yeUP.
Hur showd meh sum pixshurz uf da raccoonz n da swirlz dat wud kome entew da
hows fur der peenutz.
ai wyl beh 10 yeerz old on May furzt.
ai luff mai Meomie n Paw.
Mosey
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