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Old March 25th 06, 07:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Default My Meowmie took me to TED!


"jmcquown" wrote in message
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Hey, at least you gots da kiss onna noze and dat rude man didn't stick you
wif da NEE-DELS an stick stuff up yur butt an he dint make you stay dere
ofurnite so dats a good fing! Mommy makes me stay at da smelly playce
when
she goes outta towen and efen if dey are nice to me dere it's not da sayme
as being at home wif mommy.


I know what you mean. I stayed at TED recently for 2 week when Meowmie went
to see
Grandmeow. I tried to break out of jail and ended up with a bald spot and
scab on my nose.


My mommy tells me dey wanna do da "dental" on me. I doan lak da sound of
dis. It means dey will put me to sleep (! eeek!) and den wash my teef and
maybe take out somma my teef. Oh no! I likes my teef! I needs my teef!
I
uses my teef to eat wif! An sometimes I use my teef to nip Momma on da
ehlbow or da hand after giving her kitty kisses wif my tung just so she
knows how much I luvs her. Dey will not take my teef.


Purrs to you that you don't have to get your teeth cleaned or taken out.
TED hasn't said anything about my teeth so far. Maybe all the teeth brushing
I have to put up with over the years really help. Meowmie told me TED took
out
a couple of teeth from the dog living next door.

Rusty


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