10 pownd kitty, wearing gray mourning-coat appurroaches the
podium, with paypurr in hayand, and places i on da
podium...starts reading

To mine sisfurr wat I neffur met, hu iz at da bridge, where I
wyll meet hur there sum day, but no tuu soon..., where Meowmee an
Pawpaw an Ussinz wyll be a famblee wiffowt olny wun kitty, bu
twu olny kittiez tugedder in wun famblee...

I kno dat dey lufft yu, Dyna, kuz wen day goted me, it wuz bekuz
da hole in dere hart wuz hurtin so mutsh frum missin yur
paddy-pawin rownd, an yur nite-songz, an juzt yur prescense.
Meowmee whuz weepy-whiney an heavy harted, an Pawpaw kudunt
kumfurt hur but dat he wuz misty eyed tuu.

Dere ar soo menny gudgud tingz here furr me tu yuze neow, uh
skrashy pozt wiff uh meowse onna spring da turnz wen I skratsh,
an seffurrul oder poztz rownd to hone mine nayelz sharper on, an
boxez ov toyz, sum frum uder Kissymouse yeerz...(Meowmee wunt let
me play wiff uh red fyercraker-lookin nip filled toy, kuz itt wuz
made speshullee furr yu (it's a stick of...dynamite!) .
Dere ar pitshur of yu in liddul frames, an speshul windo bedz an
awl, so I know yu wuz lufft.

I kin neffurr fill yur paw-markz, I wudunt want tu, but I yam
makin summa mine own in dere hartz, an in da rpcc tuu. I yam
less shur ov minown self, but lernin tu mayke frendz. Yu wyll be
mine bestest frend sumday.

Untill we awl meet at the uddur syde ov da bridge, I remain yur
sisfurr on erf.

Luff Pitoonya AKA Sweetee