Ahem. Scooz me. Are yew waring morning soots wif top hats or reflar
soots wif straw hats and canes?

Greeetchen Marie, dekorayshuns koordinator

Ummm, Sammy? I know itz not zactly my place to comment, but if I may be
so bold...

I'z have always admired the guys in fancy suits wif hats and canes. And
I would really, really like to be able to get dressed up like dat just
once in mineown life, and would specially like to show a certain
bootiful girlcat I know what I look like in dat kind of suit. Wif any
kind of hat - top hat, or straw hat, or whateffur.

STTom