diz iz beree wrung, i thinkz ursef shuld calla sherrif,, trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Ise witin dis commyoonicashun frum da cattery (fancy name fur a
torchur chamber inna gardun). I has wun side n Sukie has de offur.
Wees separated bye wire, n we eatch hassa scape door.
Inna back of dis torch...umh, cattery, we has a sweepin compurrtment
wiff iglooz n a heeter n wite (if needed) n a wittle witter tway. In
fwunt, we hassa wadder bowl n fud bowl (emptee by da way) dose
sumkats.....

Naow, wat did we du to deserf dis? Jist beclaws da sun camed owt n
shoned? Beclaws wees bin bad? Beclaws wees sheddin furz? Beclaws
sumkatz skwatched da nue cushunz?
No no no no! Its beclaws, an Ise qwoatin, "ITZ GUD FUR USSES!" Da sun
is GUD FUR USSES? Whi dus Meomie sit unner da parasol? Whi is it
notted gud fur hur?
Dus yu wike to pe...umh...yuse yure witter tway in full view offa
nayburhood d*gs? Naow, be onnest...dus yu? Fott so, neiffur dus usses.
But dats wat we hasta du, wen we hasta go..
Dis will wast awl summer, awl summer! Egsept wen dey bwing us tu de
offur cattery ware we hassa howliday fur twu weeks! Dey swans off n
weefs uss fur twu weeks.....fangs Meomie n Paw.
Ise studyin caterwallin n am teetchin Sukie howta caterwall, dey
dussnt wike us caterwallin.....wowllly yyyy wowlyyyyyyeeek...

Harry, kwuelly dun bye

. These are the same cats who sit at the kitchen door and miaow to get
out - all spring and winter, when it's too wet and cold for them to be
out. Now they are sitting outside in the lovely sunshine yelling to
get in! Cats! Who would have them? (-;