A Cat wrote:
That's what shotguns are for....use steel eight shot, nice tight
grouping and solid penetrating power. F*ck dogs, yapping, barking
nuisance that they are.

late one night i was trying to sleep...
i stuck my head out the door and told the dog down the street to shut
up

i was mad as a wet hornet, little ****er keeping me up

SHUT THE **** UP... AAAAAHHHGGGGGAAAAAA!!!!

he shut up too
little *******
i was fixin to walk down and cut his barker out

but ordinarily im a gentle pussy loving man