On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 13:02:34 -0500, Kreisleriana
yodeled:

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:57:37 -0600, "CatNipped"
yodeled:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I
p*ssed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You
did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the
boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."


LOL!

My little nephew has been getting very Oedipal lately, and my SIL
Jenny has been having to tell him "Stop being mean to Daddy."

So last week, while my bro and Evan were playing, my SIL suddenly
heard a lot of noise in the other room. She yelled, "What's going on
in there?" and Evan brightly answered, "I'm being mean to Daddy."

PS, My mom teaches second grade. A couple of years ago, one little
boy wanted to know when they were going to hear the "stories about the
Geeks." My mother was taken aback, until she remembered she had read
the class stories based on Greek myths.

Last year, she taught the little ones about China, including about the
Mongols, and Genghis and Kublai Khan.

One day when one very bright little boy was acting up, she said to him
"Robert, you can't act like a barbarian around here."

No doubt thinking of all those tough, cool Mongol warriors he learned
about, he protested, "But Mrs. Muir, I *want* to be a barbarian."




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