Meow, Callisto! Con-cat-ulations on becoming a meowseus. I'm the head
meowseus, so I'll be telling you what to do. I only have one rule:
Don't
get too close to my tail, or else.

Fangu Kitty Schottland, I kin stay away frum yur tail. Ize eggsited
to get started onna my nu kareer. I haff bin limbering up my paws and
ize reddy to start meowsashing!

First we have to take a break and eat. I brought along some Hills Science
Diet Prescription R/D. Want some?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Head Meowseus