[[I CAN FLY. I FLY EVRYWER ALL OVER THE HOWSE. BIG DOOD SEZ ITZ NOT
FLYIN ITS JUMPIN. BUT I THINK HEZ RONG IM REELY FLYIN. HE SEZ WE
KITTYS JUMP REEL GOOD BUT ITZ NOT FLYIN. IT IS SO FLYIN. I FLY FROM
THE FLOOR TO THE COWNTER ALL THE TIME.

DANTE ]]

Captain and Stanley here. Ooo, you sound like you're doing great! Flying
is fun, jumping is fun! Flying out of nowhere to jump on your brother is
fun, too! :3

Ya know what else is fun? You might have to wait until you're a bit bigger
and heavier to REALLY take advantage of this one, but causing earthquakes
is fun. We do that all the time. We chase each other and RUNRUNRUN so hard
that the floor shakes all over the house. Especially, we earthquake our
way up and down the stairs when we chase each other. That's lotsa fun.
Meowmy and Paw squeal with delight when everything shakes and the
bobbleheads bob and stuff falls off the top of the TV from the floor
vibrating.

One time a few weeks ago, we made the wrong kinda earthquake. We were
wrestling real good at the top of the stairs and we rolled too close to
the edge. We wound up rolling halfway down the stairs before we could
catch ourselves. When that happened, Stanley's safety collar opened up and
it fell off him. Then the collar fell down the steps on its own so we
started chasing it.

Then Meowmy came over to see what was going BOOM BOOM BOOM down the
stairs. It was us making an earthquake, of course. She made sure we were
OK and then put Stanley's collar back on him, even though we were busy
having fun playing with it. Spoilsport. Humans are silly -- they think so
many things aren't a cat toy. Don't they realize that EVERYTHING is a cat
toy?

Anyway, keep on flying!

Captain and Stanley