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Old April 4th 11, 04:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

i izunt sure bowt whut tudu but salina sure luked happe where she wented so
mayhaps near hersef, Trudi, not at all sure but reallee releefed
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I would repkeptfulie ask LL to set dem free anna deklare dat we duzent
eated snakez. I really iznt fond of dem but Salina iza a pardt of da
grup now and I won't kondone eating her or den bitties or annie ofther
bitties dat haz profably been borned by now in da galley of diz shipz.


[Capt LeGrand overhears as Petunia reads the message from Piglet]

Mme. Pet2nya, I beg your pardon, but I couldn't help overhearing as you
read that message. I am pleased to report that the kitchen staff had
already realized that the members of the Community would probably end up
requesting this, so they have sheltering (pampering, actually) the rest
of Miss Silena's group in the pantry. The spaghetti that was served at
the last dinner party was true spaghetti.

If you have recommendations as to where the rest of the snake party might
like to relocate to, I would be delighted to have some of the staff
deliver them to their new home. Oh, and the staff we had sent out in the
rescue boat earlier had determined that the little island they had been
living on before was in the early stages of recovery from a blight that
had infected much of the island's vegetation; if the snakes had remained
on that island they might well have starved. So relocating them to this
island is most definitely in their best interest.

Capt LeGrand