Tewmorruw, I will be 6 yurz old, n Meowmie just petted me n sayed she wuves
me sew mutch n wunts me tew hab a Happy Birfday. Yew r awl inbited tew my
purty.
We will hab sum nip wine n sum nip yogurtz tew, iffen yew wantz ta come.
I wud wuv tew see yew awl here
Wuvs yew awl
Mosey
--Meowmie iz cussin at hur pooter