On Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:10:29 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Pitoonya check her lizt, rapz awl ordurz not yet pikt up, adds a few more
giftz wrapt, pryzt, an on da kowntur, so nokitty getz levt owt. Den she
chekz hur lyzt, pikz owt uh bloo flufy kwilt fur Sundanze. She puts a sign
on da Booteek door dat reedz:
"Booteek opin to ennykitty...kum in luuk rownd...pik sumtin...
leeve toonaz in da munny-bockz."

Den she hurreez home tu put red ribbunz rownd her nek an tayle

Oh, fangu fur making arrangementz fur us kittiez zat iz always late! I waz
worried zat I wouldn't be able to find anyfing fur da lovely Rebecca.

I'z got her a bottle of French nip perfume already, but I fink her could
use a warm fluffy quilt. There, zat nice fluffy dark red one lookz furry
comfortable. I'll just drop mine toonas in da box.... and take it to mine
hotel room and wrap it up fur her.

Hercule