Umkey, ai had uh cupple uff nip dwinkz, n den ported over dere, n parkd mai
porter, n loked et up [mai lok saownd iz uh mrrrrrrrrt] n den ai wint up tew
da frunt doar were da nite gard wuz dwimking sumpfin owt uff uh brown paypur
bag, sew ai chaynged mai kolorz, n skrached at da doar, prententing tew be
uh lozt cat, he slurrd 'oh pore kitty,' n letted meh en da plase..den he
wint bak tew hiz drinkin his stuff,da kleening krew wuz dere tew, sew ai
wint entew invizibul mode n wandured araown da plase, wich is kinda big, n
ai unpluged sum uff sum fingz, n rapped da kordz araownd da deskz, n den
swichd awl da tee veez on n doze hoominz gotted awl catfoozled, n ai waffed,
n wint abaowt mai bidnezz uff peeing on awl da pooterz dere, styl en
invizuble mode, n den wen da gard wint owtsyde fur uh smoke, ai dashed owt n
got en mai porter n zoomed away wen da gard wint bak insyde..WOO HOO..got
em...dey dunt mezz wiff da granby n git uhway wiff et iffen ai hab innyfing
tew sai abaowt et. Nope.
Gnow ai nead uh nap.
Luvz Mosey
--yawning big n fealing pritty gud abowt diz..


herself iz rite, OEJ
"MLB" wrote in message
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Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Umaky..datz ET!!! wen dat stoar klozuz tewnyte, ai m gonna port ovur dere
n ai wyl pee on AWL dere pooterz. yeUP MRRRRRRRRRRT on dem ai m sew
hissed awf at dem...
Mosey
--owt fur vengjuz fur da gramby

lollol, OEJ on her back with paws in da airz
"MLB" Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Ohhhh MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! dat dam pooter ted, mayking hur wayte awl diz
tyme n den teyl hurownsef diz? ..he shud git fyred. sew selfish dem iz,
dey dunt kare ubaowt dere kustomerz..Nope :/
Diz iz vury sad nooz..ai feal wike porting over tew Staplez n peeing
awl ovur awl dere pooterz..
ai m sew mad wif dem.
Luvz, Mosey wyshing wee cud hulp hur tew.


at lazt da man who izza pooter ted cakmed to wurk, himz sayz it will
kozt tutu muc fur da gramby ta fiz diz pooter so she shuld send itsef
to da brige... so now she hasta figure owt bowt gettin a new pooter,
diz iz berree sadsad newz butted she iz gladta haffa anzwer so she kan
sturta mof on, OEJ, wishin she kuld hep


Iz dubl darin yu -- du it! TuTu


Mi Meowmi sez yu shud tak a byg drynk befur yu goes. tuTu