Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Umkey, ai had uh cupple uff nip dwinkz, n den ported over dere, n parkd
mai porter, n loked et up [mai lok saownd iz uh mrrrrrrrrt] n den ai
wint up tew da frunt doar were da nite gard wuz dwimking sumpfin owt uff
uh brown paypur bag, sew ai chaynged mai kolorz, n skrached at da doar,
prententing tew be uh lozt cat, he slurrd 'oh pore kitty,' n letted meh
en da plase..den he wint bak tew hiz drinkin his stuff,da kleening krew
wuz dere tew, sew ai wint entew invizibul mode n wandured araown da
plase, wich is kinda big, n ai unpluged sum uff sum fingz, n rapped da
kordz araownd da deskz, n den swichd awl da tee veez on n doze hoominz
gotted awl catfoozled, n ai waffed, n wint abaowt mai bidnezz uff peeing
on awl da pooterz dere, styl en invizuble mode, n den wen da gard wint
owtsyde fur uh smoke, ai dashed owt n got en mai porter n zoomed away
wen da gard wint bak insyde..WOO HOO..got em...dey dunt mezz wiff da
granby n git uhway wiff et iffen ai hab innyfing tew sai abaowt et. Nope.
Gnow ai nead uh nap.
Luvz Mosey
--yawning big n fealing pritty gud abowt diz..


herself iz rite, OEJ
"MLB" wrote in message
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Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Umaky..datz ET!!! wen dat stoar klozuz tewnyte, ai m gonna port ovur
dere n ai wyl pee on AWL dere pooterz. yeUP MRRRRRRRRRRT on dem ai
m sew hissed awf at dem...
Mosey
--owt fur vengjuz fur da gramby

lollol, OEJ on her back with paws in da airz
"MLB" Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Ohhhh MRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!! dat dam pooter ted, mayking hur wayte awl
diz tyme n den teyl hurownsef diz? ..he shud git fyred. sew selfish
dem iz, dey dunt kare ubaowt dere kustomerz..Nope :/
Diz iz vury sad nooz..ai feal wike porting over tew Staplez n
peeing awl ovur awl dere pooterz..
ai m sew mad wif dem.
Luvz, Mosey wyshing wee cud hulp hur tew.


at lazt da man who izza pooter ted cakmed to wurk, himz sayz it
will kozt tutu muc fur da gramby ta fiz diz pooter so she shuld
send itsef to da brige... so now she hasta figure owt bowt gettin
a new pooter, diz iz berree sadsad newz butted she iz gladta haffa
anzwer so she kan sturta mof on, OEJ, wishin she kuld hep


Iz dubl darin yu -- du it! TuTu


Mi Meowmi sez yu shud tak a byg drynk befur yu goes. tuTu


Weez sew prowd uv yur acomplismen. Nows weez wating tu se sprks. TuTu