The PrincessJasmine rises to her feet, and with great aplomb waddles slowly
forwards.

Scusin my slowness effurybody, as you all know, I is spectin the royal
kitties aenny day now. I is mentionin the lifes anna names of the two
kitties wot ruled the House of Fama'aea before mineownself. They left such
an impression on mine hoomins that no more cats were owned anna meowmie was
furry sad missin her frendz until I come along anna took mine place. I was
neffer prifelaged to know these kitties, but have seen many pictures anna
heerd many stories so feel as tho i know them inna my heart. I will start
with Cleopatra, aka Cleo aka Skitz.

Cleopatra came into the house when the oldest liddle hoomin was a baby. She
waz born on the same day anna same time as he was so was furry speshul to
meowmie anna the furst liddle hoomin. She had a furry difficult job, bein
meowmie anna furry's firstest cat, anna furry sayed he neffer liked cats
until she comd along, an now he does. He always tellin me she was the
bestest cat along wif me. She was furry lovin anna loyal, ann fought she was
a hoomin. when she was a kitty, she was crazier than crazy, so meowmie calld
her skitz. She also lookd kinda funny when she was a kitty, she was all
tortie ann white, funny colours all over, ann her front two legs had short
fur ann her back two legs ann tail had long fur. Meowmie thought she looked
like bits of four diffren cats put togeffer to make one, an noone wanted her
cos she looked funny, so meowmi luffed her anna tuk her. she was a furry
good climber ann used to climb effertin. she was furry nice to children,
anna always played wif the babies, cuddlin them an lettin them pull her tail
an carry her round. she luffed the babies an always lukd after them. she
also luffed sheba who was her liddle sifur, an was neffer mean to her,
always doin efferyfing for her efen when sheba wasnt furry brave to climb.
she used to follow meowmie efferywhere, efen when meowmie went for walks in
the paddock, she would follow meowmie to make sure she was ok, and run
around chasin ranbbits and greeblings effen tho she was grownd up, but she
always come back when meouwmie called her.once there was a snake inna house,
an she was furry cleffer an showed meowmie where it was. but she was too
cleffer, an the house meowmie lived in then was furry old and had holes a
cleffer cat could find. meowmie tried to keep her inside but one night she
climbed up through the roof anna climbed offer the roof an got hit by a car.
meowmie was so sad, she found her anna brought her home and said goodbye,
see you at the rainbow bridge.meowmie is still sad fur her, ann wishes her
house back then wasnt so old.

Sheba was cleopatra's sisfur from anofer litter. she was long furred all
ofer and black wif sceery yeller eyes.she was a bit wild effer since she was
a baby, cos she was furry shy ann liddle bit sceered of people. but she
luffed meowmie anna luffed cleopatra efen more. she was a furry purry kitten
and sat wif mummy quietly, warming her lap an purrin, or curled up in front
of the fire anna purrin. she wasnt so brave as cleopatra, ann wasn't good at
climbin at first so she had to practise lots. but she was furry good at
rippin tablecloths an curtains an fings like that. she grew up to be a
really big black cat who fought she was the boss of efferyfing, anna looked
down on the hoomins an offer cats, sceptin cleopatra. she wouldn't play wif
children....she would scratch them a liddle to remind them she was the boss,
and get up and stalk off, showin them her bum. she didn't like boycats
eifer. if a boy cat came roun to visit her, an try to sweet talk her, effen
when she was a kitty, she would growl lika tiger an her eyes would flash
like lightnin anna if the boycats came too close she would jump onna dem an
fight like she was a boycat an beat them up. she neffer once got beatn up,
she always won, that's why she was called sheba cos she was a great warrior
queen an cleopatra was beyootiful an charmin like a egyptian queen too.
after cleopatra went to the rainbow bridj, sheba didn't know where she was
gone, and got furry sad anna furry angry at meowmie cos she said it was her
fault. ann she stopped likin all people an cats, effen tho meowmie tried to
talk to her. an one day she run between meowmies legs anna runned away to
find cleopatra and neffer comed back. then meowmie was really sad cos she
had no cats, an she said she wouldn't haf enny cats no more cos she was a
bad meowmie. then affur a longlong time, i walked into their yard frum the
bushes ann i was so so hungry an tired, i lukd in the window, an furry saw
me an broughted me in an said can we keep her anna call her jasmine. at
first meowmie said no becos she still missed her kitties but cleopatra crept
up to me an whisfurred in my ear what to do, an she was right....i just
purred ann loved on meowmie til she tought how nice cats were again, an i
purred her until she felt all better anna rememfurred the happy memories not
the sadness, so now she is better. I apologise fur the too long speech, mine
friends, you must be fallin asleep. but these two were furry speshul cats,
anna still furry missed by meowmie, i hopes you unnerstans and helps us
rememfurs them,.

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There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway