O T sees her typing this and almost gets angry. Then he realizes there
are birthdays and holidays each month. He shakes his own slightly foggy
head and decides that might not be a bad idea.

Every day someone in da world haz a birfday.

Sammy

An tewday is mine meowmie's burstday! She gotted a big chawklit cayke
an stuf fur a big purrdy!

Butted ai wil hide inna attik til effurywun goze aweigh, den git sum
fansee feets an den we wil go a-tenting in da desert unner da lepperd
bwankit!

She gonna git 2 nosepoinks an a big stuft catnip mous.

Den da neks day purraps anuffur burstday fur sumwun or sumcat.

(sigh)..wotta fun. MeOwy, cant wate (til effurywun weeves)

Hapi Birfdai tew yer meomie, Meowy n weh r gwad hur wiked da kard meh yew
sent hurself.
Luffs n *nosepoinks* frum meh tew, une fur yew n une fur yer nise meomie.

Mosey