oh my diz wuld be 'citin indeed, Miss violette bringed in birddes a few
timez twinta teecha furree howta hunt anna finish itsef off, diz alwayz
madda soft beree cited, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-02-10 8:21 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
soft hatez looze doggiez anna kittez beclawz dey iz hungree enufta mezz
uppa
garbage, hersef iz reallee angree atta hoominz whut letz dem looze, OEJ

Thatz furry troo. If the cats & d*gs wuznt romin loose an hungry, they
wundt be tearin intu thu garbaj. Butted no wun owns da seegulls. They
neffur cauzed much puroblem in ower naybourhood, butted they did sum
playces, so thu city made a noo rool bout thu garbij. Meomie alwayz sed if
thu hoomins followed thu old rools bout not puttin thu garbij Out thu day
befur kollekshun (so yu duznt hafta git up eerly), theer wud be fewer
purbolems.

Meomie memfurs bout a cat in ower naybourhood yeers ago that cot a seegull
an brot it thru thu cat door (furry fyew playces heer got cat doors,
butted this wun did) an then it eggskaped. Thu hoomin camed home an found
a seegull sittin on thu bedrum bureau, an a furry eggsited cat. She
manajed tu git thu Seegull safely Out. Musta bin a small seegull. Meomie
seen sum ganits yeers ago, and they iz GYANT seegulls.

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Sam