what with Middle
East politics, lesbian bitties coming out of the closet and felines who
are terrified of trees.

One could argue that Kumani and Tyche's kissing-sisters routine is
incest, pedophilia (they are both under 16) bestiality AND lesbianism
all rolled into one!

As for Smokey, Smokey's first Yule/Christmas was a sad affair
involving him shrieking at the tree and hiding under the tables, and
Nox wondering how he could've gotten stupider than he was in November.

The tree was PLASTIC.

--Fil