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Old December 27th 10, 12:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Awf Tawpik :OWR LITEZ HAD UH OWTUGE

it maksa soft beri krankee whenna litez/err power goez off/ da litez duzint
matter but whenna pooter duzint wurk she iz beri krankee, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Wile efferguezt wuz tayking uh nap at owr Kissamouse Party, ai ported hoam
tew mai uther hoam, n ai brot Sqweex n PookyKat bak wiff mee, (but Pipps
iz styl at da Party) ,, tew chek on Ma n Pa, hoo r fyne n den Uh foo
minnitz ugo, mee n Pa wuz sitting at owr pooterz, Pa wuz pwaying uh gayme
n ai wuz riting heer, n den *bink* awl da litez wwint owt fur abowt 4
sekundz. Den dey kame bak on, n Ma runned da dishywarsher, feeded usses n
scooped da doodleboxes, n setted da klok on da mikrowave fingy, n gnow Pa
haz tew reeset da klok in dere bedreum. Dey boff hab flashylites wiff dem
en kase et happenz iffen dey r woking in da dark. So diz iz wat ai git fur
koming hoam, mrrrrrrrrt......ai kalled MeOwy on mai sellfone fingy tew
tel herownself ai wud be bak tewmorrow, n dat ai taked mai nosepoink bawx
wiff me dat we gotted fur uh winking gift. (ai gotted une dat haz hur
fase wiff hur noze innit, n hurz haz mai fase wiff da nose tew poink
innit.) n hur sed gnot tew wurry, hur wud tayke kare uff Mayzy n Tygur n
Auntie Mimzy n Unka BobQat wyl hulp hur. Dey r boff Majikal Whimsey Qats
tew. YEup
murmers stai on litez...yeeeeeeeeUP!!
Luvz, Mosey