OEJ steps up to the podium and begins, diz wuza wunnerful ladeecat, her wuz
mine sisfur in paw anna a dear furnd, her bootifuness anna impekabale
manners will prolee nefur be matched agin, she did a wunnerful job here inna
catmunitee anna wunnerful job twaini n herown hoomin fur future abenshures
wif ofur kitteez, ...

mine furnd ursef willz nefur be furgetted butted in honor of urown memoree
anna lof fur life we shal go on anna celebrate urown life anna owrz azwell,
OEJ