MMMmmmmm. Right now I have four pairs of pitiful little eyes watching me,
and have discovered that Congo (biggest, fattest, and most masculine kitten)
has an extremely pitiful, small, weak, kittenish mew. He is also very good
at looking starved; probably why he is so hefty. For those of you
unfortunate enough not to know, a Tim Tam is a delicious, chocolate covered
and filled biscuit, deadly in it's addictiveness, that is to Australia what
the Oreo is to America. And the ice cream is worse. They will be allowed to
lick the plate.