Stormmee wrote:
owr howze will purrz fur you anna yourmom... furry juzt getted hizown mowf
wurked on, Tiiger fur hiz howze

Pawpa gottid a toof pullt a kuppul weekz agoze. Tukked fyf hole
minnitz fur da serjun tu yank itzownself owtta Pawpa'z mouf. Pawpa sez
it wuz fyne (an' Pawpa HAYTZ dentul werk!!!). Da onliest purroblum iz
dat it feelz wike dere'z a kankur soar onna syde uf Pawpa'z gumz ware
da toof wuz pullt. Udderwyze, effurryfing iz fynefynefyne. Dere wuzza
liddle bit uf swellin', buttid dat onlee lastid fur 2-3 daze, an' dere
wuzzint much payn attid awl (prolly cuz uf da Vicodin dey gibbed
Pawpa... *snickur*). Pawpa sed dat eefun dough him wuz tole nottid tu,
him wentid ahed an' eatid pizza dat saym nite.

--- Onyx, tryin' tu be reasshurin'...

Ms. Tess wrote in message
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HiHi Sundance! I izn Pit2nya but I wants tu send myne gud thots tu
yur meowmee. Such a lot ov trubbles! Da metalmonster is bad enuf but
her mouf tu? Did da metalmonster hurt hur mouf? Myneownmommy iz
habing da mouf serjeree an she is alreddy inna nerfuss twitch.

Tess, purring