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Old December 13th 05, 01:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Yur infited to an noo adventure!

Boogie, I would love to go with yourownselves.

Anais, will there be special accommodations for cranky old senior
citizen kitties?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

Hihi Kitties!

My gud fren Cleopatra - whoze now my sisfur-in law - an
myownself
wood like to infite the entire community for owr sekond annual
Kissamouse 'venture.

Las yeer's ORIENT EGGSPRESS 'venture was such gud fun an so
enjoyable, dat Cleo an myownself finks dat we shud do it
effurry yeer!

So fur dis yeer, we haf chartered a luggsury barge to wind down
da
canals ov Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, leafink from Dijon
an goink
to Escommes; after which we'll all 'port offut to Cleo's villa
in Nice
for the community Kissamouse party, startink Kissamouse eve, an
continuink to Noo Yeerz Eve! An if dere's enuf innerest, we cud
haff
owr Noo Yeerz party in Monaco, since itz only a kwick drife
frum dere
(an we knowz dat Cleo haz a garage filled wif wunnerful
vehicles ov
all types!)!

Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier, a kitty owned and operated
luggsury hotel-barge (yoo can see da hooman version heer:
http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm ),
especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of fudz an
befferages ov
awl kinds for da discernink feline! Dere iz multiple
akkomodations,
from two-kitty staterooms to larger wons fur dose kittys who
like
groops, all wif heeted kitty-bedz, 24 howr food an befferage
serfice,
a large obserfation deck - boff enclosed an open, an all offur
amenities such az a cocktail lounge, cigar-lounge, a liberry an
a
large dinink room wif fine china an crystal settinks. It haz a
kitty
captain an crew, so dis shud be a wunnerful trip. Itz leaffink
Dijon
on Saturda nyte, da 17th of December.

Fur doze who wood like (such az Pitoonya, who mite like to go
shoppink in da Paris booteaks), Cleo an I haff reserfed a
number ov
rooms in da Hotel George sank (Georges V) in Paris from
Thursday to
Sunday (jus tell da concierge dat yu iz wif owr party), and we
haff
also reserfed the prifate (all feline, of cawz) dinink room at
Restaurant Taillevent
(http://www.taillevent.com/english/restaurant/cadre.html) for
Friday
nyte, since effurry kitty seemed to enjoy it so much las time
we wuz
in Paris.

We've piked up da tab fur da whole trip, and effen infited owr
frens
frum las yeer, such as Inspektor Chat-Closeau, The Countess
Katzenplatzen, and of cawz, da Momcat an her kittens who da
Highland
kitties reskued frum lifink unner da station in Dijon las yeer.

So come on, come awl, and meet usses eifur in Paris or on da
barge!

Whee, an adfenture! An Kissamouse too!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 12:37:15 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net