I will CUM to thuh Ball CUZ I wantz to honor GRetchen MaRIE and
reprezent my noo Meowmie. I don't like to be around other catz but my
Meowmie sez yew catz are speshul and I will like yew. I hope I don't
skare anybuddy wif my BIG MEOW.

Little Kitty, glad thuh sekretary iz controll THUH VOLOOM OF HER MEOW
bedder.