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Old March 21st 11, 08:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!!

boff me n Sqweex duz dat tew owr hoominz sumtymez..waffs Mosey


dowin dat to hoominz iz gud, oej


kule, cheseter"Mosey =^..^="
Mosey




Hey Chester, dunt beh sad cuz neether meh or MeOwy r sad or jellis
eehtur..nope..sew jest relax n hab sum fudz n wee kan enjoi da rezt uff
da
vakashun, umkay Gnot tew wurree ubaowt innyfing at awl..nope. MeOwy n
ai luff eech uther wiff awl owr hartz. ai m gonna tayke hur bak tew owr
stateroom n snuggle wiff hur [grinz] fur uh bit den kome bak n hab uh
snak Mosey


da sadnezz iz beclawz bein jealouz iz berre unhappee makin, anna sinz
hersef haz no rezunta be itz juzt sad, hownomsefur i iz now gonna stop
talkin abowt diz, find mine loferlee lucy anna getz owrz winked kollarz
anna go to da cocktail partee beclawz i minesfl needsa snack


chester
"Mosey =^..^="...


i kan wuk at anykitty anytime, az hersef kan we lofez eech ofur, so der
iz no threet, chester, a tad bit sad for meowie


Mosey sez, wai r yew sad fur MeOwy? ai luffs hur moar dan effer yeUP


well der iz no more bootiful lady cat dan mine loferlee lucy so i iz
happy
ta let hersef know dat, but i alzo apurrcheeatez ofur attratif kittyz
but i duzint wantsa wink dem, chester


Mosey sez, fanku fur dat Chester, mai gud frend ai ugree wiff yew.


downt be jealooz, ursef iz qwite bootiful alzo, we iz bwezzed in diz
here
catmunitee wif lotsa bootiful gurlcatz anna boycatz... but den we iz
each
bootiful or hamsum in owrz own wayz, Chester da wize"


Mosey ugreez wiff Chester on diz une, yeUP


Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up,
but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so
muc
fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join
trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move
just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl
with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips
swirl
the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are
flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking
for
fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass
beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with
tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side
to
side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but
every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves.
At
the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow
ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends
watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join
the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi


Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur
dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.-


Dats nyse, Chester, Yoo a furry fottful kittee. An as wong as yoo
duzznt wook at dem fewyne byoodies wen lucy is nekks tew yoo, den yoo
wil gnot haff tew habb yoor eyez cubbered wif hur pawz.
Or moof tew a dezzert island.
Wike Mosey an minesefl.
MeOwy, pakking hur espadrilles an chiffon dwess an gwass skurt an
beekeenee. An flipflops.


Mosey sighs, MeOwy, mai bootiful wink, uff korse dere r u lot uff
hansum
boycats n bootiful gurlcats in dis catmoonuity, but pweez dunt wunt
usses
tew move tew uh desert island, ai wunt tew liv wif yew n owr bitties en
owr big hoam n beh happee dere, dunt yew? Wee kan ulwayz tayke uh
vakashun tew uh desert islan iffen yew wunt. ai luffs yew moar dan yew
gnow. n ai m NOT jellis either. Nope.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink MeOwy uh BIG *NOSEPOINK*..iz dat bedder,
mai
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ai wike beeng pitiful an heering da peepl go "awwww".
MeOwy