Sylvia and P2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

I kowntid twee hundrid an atty seben poztz sinze we startid
meowinkking bowt da Jellical Ball. Datz lotza lotza kittahs an dere
hoominz. I hope dat menny ov yu stay furr ower chatting, and
advensshurz, Duzzint matter if yu yuze catchat ur not, we unnerstand
eetsh udder.

Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh Bah. and frendlee kittee.

Cash glances at his list and sees 370 and that is after the bootique
opened for the ball!

Meantime he does his duty of waking his daddy 2foot by shaking his
collar. He and Iowna let Daddy2foot lead them out to the backyard then
feed them though neither are all that hungry. Daddy2foot gets a little
concerned when they don't look all that interested in food (though
Iowna takes her pill pocket fine as she's been running about a lot and
is a little achey). Meowmie smiles and tells daddy2foot not to worry
this time.

The threesome troop to the bedroom and pile up then slowly drift to
snuffles and outright snores with an occasional purr for punctuation.

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