"Sundance" wrote in message
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Deer frendz,

I iz ritin to tell yurownselvez bowt a sichyashun dat most uv ussez
haz purrobly had to kuntend wif -- hoominz hoo fingkz dey kan deeside
whare a kittee iz allowed to be. Juss dis eevnin alone, da hoomin heer
haz pikked myself up frum sumwhare I wuz inspektagatin and mooved
myself to sumplace eltz. Sumtimez it takez lotz uv werk to git to
sumwhare, an den I git mooved and awl dat effert iz wastid.

I haz givved dis sum thot, an I haz a theery bowt why hoominz duz
this: I beleevz dat dey fingkz dey is in charj. Yurownselvez mite
laff, but think bowt it: Duznt da hoominz take fingz in an owt uv da
hows wifowt kunsultin kitteez? Duznt dey lok up da fudz so dat
kitteez kan onlee eet when a hoomin desidez to giv dem fudz?

An whut iz da anser to dis? Ejukashun. We muss start wif owrown
bitteez an also da hoominz kittinz an teech dem frum da beginnin dat
kitteez iz allowed to go wharever dey wantz. Dat way, fuchur
jenerashunz uv kitteez will not haz da purroblimz dat we haz tuday.

So walk on da kichen kownterz. Dantz on da eetin tabulz. Strech owt on
da furnichurz. Sleep on da kumfyest part uv da bedz. We muss be
dillyjint, an we muss purrseveer -- onlee den will dis opreshun seese.

Sundance

Boi, iz YU Rite!

Juzt kuz Paw izzunt feelin stronk yet, he tinkz I shud wayte fur Meowmee
ttu git a round tuit tu feed mineself.
He'z un errlee rizer, hur iz knot. Effin tho I hed bonk him seffurrul
tymez him sez 'wait furr meowmee." hmmmmffff.

An da dynink ruum taybul iz juzt rite furr me tu surrvay da
liffink-dynink-kitchun ruuumz. Meowmee haz da NERF tu poynt da waddur
skwirtur attid MEE!

Wen iz da negzt Boot Kamp?
It shud be uh Doozee!

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